Philadelphians Preemptively Burn City Down In Preparation For Winning Or Losing Super Bowl
To prepare for the aftermath of either winning or losing a football game, the citizens of Philadelphia have decided to pre-emptively raze the city to the ground. “One way or the other it’s going to burn,” said local man Dylan Timms. “With Philly, you never have to wonder.” After nearly twenty years without a Super … Read more