‘He Pointed At Me!’ Yells God Excitedly As Batter Points To Sky After Home Run
The God of the Universe shouted in excited shock today as a batter pointed directly at Him after belting a home run. “The Lord was so stoked,” said Michael the Archangel. “What a prime time shoutout!” According to sources, God Almighty had been watching the entire game in rapt suspense. “Nothing like America’s pastime, is … Read more