Zelensky Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Failed Coup Guarantees War With Russia Will Continue

President Volodymyr Zelensky breathed a sigh of relief Monday after learning an attempted coup in Russia had failed, all but guaranteeing that war with Russia would continue, possibly forever. “That was a close one,” Zelensky sighed. “I mean — oh, that Russia! They’re so bad! If only we had another 5 billion dollars! That’d show … Read more