The year 2023 is officially “year one” of the New World Order, according to the Trilateral Commission, the globalist organization that was founded by David Rockefeller. The Trilateral Commission, which held its annual meeting in New Delhi, India this year, is a secretive globalist organization that seeks to coordinate ties between the U.S., Europe and … Read more
Former President Donald J. Trump returned to Twitter for the first time in two years following his surrender to the Fulton County Jail in Atlanta, Georgia, on Wednesday. Trump arrived at Fulton County Jail late Thursday where he was fingerprinted and got his first mug shot taken. He has until Aug. 25 to surrender to … Read more
As the 2024 presidential election approaches, speculation surrounding the Democratic candidate has intensified. With Brain-Dead Biden’s presidency plagued by corruption allegations, signs of mental impairment, and plummeting approval ratings, many are questioning whether he will even be the Democratic nominee. In the midst of this uncertainty, the name that often emerges as a potential replacement … Read more
According to several polls, millions and millions of Americans skipped watching last night’s Republican debate, leading most commentators to declare those people the undisputed winners of the debate. “The millions of people who decided to watch something else, or maybe go to bed, instead of watching these 8 candidates debate each other for 2 excruciating … Read more
In an effort to comply with a city leader’s request that no gang shootings take place until after 9 P.M., local gangs met up to kill a few hours by playing some Settlers of Catan. “Gotta do something to pass the time,” said Jaron Myers, a local gangster. “They don’t want us to shoot anyone … Read more
Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis is in hot water today after cameras clearly caught the candidate copying his Indian classmate’s homework. “My eyes just happened to drift over there!” said a defiant DeSantis. “I wasn’t cheating, I promise!” Despite DeSantis’ protest, Brett Baier confirmed that DeSantis came up with the exact same answer as his Indian … Read more
Presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy’s lack of foreign policy experience was brought into focus following last night’s Republican primary debate after it was pointed out that he has yet to bomb any brown people. “How can he expect to be considered a serious candidate?” asked one anonymous GOP insider. “Bombing brown people in other countries is … Read more
A dangerous, psychopathic madman charged with dozens of counts of attempting to violently overthrow the government has once again turned himself in peacefully to face yet another indictment charge, sources confirmed today. The seditious traitor accused of destabilizing the social order and calling into question our leaders’ authority to rule calmy and peaceably arrived at … Read more
Sources in the Fulton County Sheriff’s Office today confirmed that former president Donald Trump paid the extra $12 required to get the cool laser background on his mugshot. “You can pick from lasers, a forest scene where you pose against this tree, or a starfield,” said the photographer as Trump carefully mulled over his options. … Read more
Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of august 25, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. Co. Judy Note, alohamikau, the capital of our sovereign nation, the Hainemaue, has been destroyed. Thousands of people are missing and presumed dead, including our children. We are asking for any aid … Read more