Gen. Mark Milley Goes to GITMO

White Hats hope the arrest of former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark A. Milley will ripple through the Black Hat’s military echelon and cause it to regret swearing blind allegiance to an illegitimate president, knowing now that even its highest-ranking, longest-serving leader could not escape constitutional justice. As reported yesterday, United … Read more

“mRNA Queen” Hanged at GITMO

If Moderna Monster and “Queen of mRNA” Melissa J. Moore had any regrets over the countless fatalities attributable to the vaccine she had engineered, she didn’t voice them when Vice Adm. Darse E. Crandall offered her a minute to make a statement of remorse, as she teetered on the gallows with a rope coiled around … Read more

Sniffer Dogs Caught ‘Insane’ Justin Trudeau With Cocaine At G20 Summit, Says Indian Diplomat

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s plane was “full of cocaine” when it landed in New Delhi, India for the G20 earlier this month, according to Indian diplomat Deepak Vohra, who told an Indian TV news channel that sniffer dogs discovered cocaine from Trudeau’s plane. “When Justin Trudeau came to India for the G20 this month, his plane … Read more

CNN Ratings Plummet To Record Low As Millions of Americans Reject Globalist Propaganda

Globalist mouthpiece CNN is continuing to hemorrhage viewers and ratings have plummeted to records lows previously considered impossible, with just 55,000 average primetime viewers on the weekend, according to Nielsen. According to a recent Nielsen report, the network’s ratings have plummeted to the lowest levels in its recorded history. CNN garnered just 55,000 viewers for its coveted weekend … Read more

UN Threatens Those Who Oppose Agenda 2030: ‘This Is No Longer a Negotiation’

The United Nations has threatened anybody who opposes Agenda 2030, stating “This is no longer a negotiation. That’s why it’s called an agenda and not a wish list.” Chilean communist Valentia Muñoz issued the threat on behalf of the global elite while speaking at the United Nations summit in New York City this week. According to … Read more

ABC News Reporter, Who ‘Debunked’ Pizzagate, Faces Life in Prison for Child Rape

An ABC News reporter who bragged about ‘debunking’ Pizzagate faces life in prison after being convicted of a sickening array of child s*x crimes. James Gordan Meek, who had worked for ABC News for nearly ten years until an investigation into his child s*x crimes led to his arrest, was convicted on federal charges of … Read more

UK Home Secretary Warns West Faces ‘Existential’ Threat From Uncontrolled Immigration

British home secretary Suella Braverman has warned that uncontrolled immigration is an ‘existential’ threat to the West as she spoke out about against the ‘absurd’ rules for international refugees. In a brave speech in Washington DC Braverman said the things that everyone esle iseems afraid to say. Warning that unless governments found a way of … Read more

Biden Insists UAW Workers Get 300 Days Of Annual Vacation Like He Does

As he joined striking members of the United Auto Workers union on the picket line, President Joe Biden expressed his strong support for their efforts, insisting automakers provide all factory employees with 300 days of annual vacation just like he receives. “This is about fairness, folks!” Biden said in remarks as he met with auto … Read more

To Avoid Embarrassing Falls, Aides Will Now Transport Biden Using Presidential Hand Truck

The White House announced a new directive Tuesday they say will put an end to President Joe Biden’s endless pratfalls once and for all: transporting the leader of the free world on an official presidential hand truck. “Whoa, look at me go!” Biden said excitedly as he was pushed up the tarmac to Air Force … Read more

Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New Mustache

After an embarrassing incident in which the Canadian government honored a Nazi SS veteran in parliament, Canada’s dictator Justin Trudeau attempted to distract from the controversy by unveiling some cool new facial hair. “If there’s anything that has been a real asset to me in my career, it’s my beautiful Cuban hair,” said Trudeau to … Read more