Just In: Judge Hands Trump HUGE Win He Will NOT Stand Trial

In a serious blow to the Fulton County District Attorney’s Office, Judge Scott McAfee of the Superior Court of Georgia ruled that former President Donald Trump will not be required to stand trial in October alongside co-defendants Kenneth Chesebro and Sidney Powell. The defendants had filed a “speedy-trial” motion for which McAfee granted relief by […]

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Aging Senators Show Up To Work In Their Hospital Gowns After Dress Code Relaxed

Following a change in the Senate’s informal dress code, aging senators were excited to show up to work Monday in their hospital gowns. “This is awkward,” Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnel said when he noticed dozens of senators wearing the same exact thing. “One of us has got to change.” Officially, loosening the Senate’s informal […]

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Bad Luck: Military Announces Lost F-35 Was Carrying Epstein Client List

In a blow to the transparency of information and what could have been a treasure trove of evidence against a global sex trafficking ring, the Pentagon has announced the lost F-35 fighter jet was apparently carrying the only known copy of Jeffrey Epstein’s client list. “This is truly unfortunate,” said Department of Defense spokesman John […]

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London Mayor Signs WEF Climate Treaty To Ban Meat, Dairy, Flights, Private Cars By 2030

London Mayor Sadiq Khan has signed a World Economic Forum treaty that legally compels the city to ban meat, dairy, and private car ownership by the year 2030. The climate change initiative, spearheaded by London Mayor Sadiq Khan, is also moving to ban citizens from purchasing “more than three items of clothing a year” and […]

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