In the heart of New York, a tempest brews not just of legalities, but of political ties and affiliations, where former President Donald Trump finds himself facing off against Judge Arthur Engoron. The undercurrents of this tussle are rooted in Trump’s revelations about Engoron’s principal law clerk, Allison Greenfield, and her links to Senate Majority … Read more
After discovering that vacating Congressional positions is an actual option, Americans have overwhelmingly voted to vacate all 535 seats of Congress. “It’s a good start,” said Virginian Tom Rowland. “We should have done this a long, long time ago.” After the position of House Speaker was simply vacated without any plan for a replacement, a … Read more
The federal government quickly reminded everyone that the emergency alert telling everyone to run for their lives from invading arachnids was merely a test. “To clarify, the message that we are all about to die was just a test,” said the White House. “We’re going to assume from the millions of dead boomers lying in … Read more
Just one day after the unprecedented removal of Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House of Representatives, tragedy struck on Capitol Hill, as the crew tasked with moving Nancy Pelosi out of her long-occupied “hideaway” office was crushed to death by a sudden avalanche of empty wine bottles. “They never saw it coming,” said one … Read more
An emergency alert message was errantly sent to over 330 million phones today after President Biden accidentally hit the wrong button reaching for his Life Alert. President Biden reportedly tripped while excitedly scurrying to the dining room for his mid-morning oatmeal, and found himself unable to get up. In a vain attempt to activate Life … Read more
Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of October 5, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. Co. Judy Note on 2’s third of October blockchain’s global cryptocurrency exchange collapsed while the stock market remained in freefall. Kevin McCarthy was removed as Speaker of the House while Donald Trump … Read more
JUDY BYINGTON BIG UPDATE: Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of October 5, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. Co. Judy Note on 2’s third of October blockchain’s global cryptocurrency exchange collapsed while the stock market remained in freefall. Kevin McCarthy was removed as Speaker of the … Read more