Lori Lightfoot Blames Election Loss On ‘Tricksy Hobbitses’

After suffering a humiliating defeat in Chicago’s mayoral election, Lori Lightfoot blamed her stunning loss on “those tricksy hobbitses.” “They stole it from us!!” wailed Ms. Lightfoot. “Nasty, tricksy little hobbitses!!” The campaign watched the disastrous results come in from a dimly lit sushi restaurant, where the enraged Ms. Lightfoot gorged herself on juicy-sweet raw … Read more