In a surprise announcement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi confirmed she will be seeking reelection for yet another 2-year term of lucrative insider trading. “I have long served the people of San Francisco in Congress by enriching myself with privileged information while my hometown descends into chaos,” said Pelosi in a statement. “With your support, I hope … Read more
Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an “explosive diarrhea’ warning light. “This quickly became our No. 2 priority,” said airline spokeswoman Charmin Brown. “After … Read more
As institutions for higher education search for new ways to expand the skills and knowledge offered to students, Harvard University has announced its new instructor, former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, will be teaching a class on how to be a horrific failure at your job and still be hired to teach a class at Harvard … Read more
In response to criticism that he should have fired Dr. Anthony Fauci at the start of the pandemic, former president Donald Trump says he would have done the deed if only he’d had some sort of recognizable catchphrase to get the job done. “You’re…..LET GO! No, that’s not it…” Trump exclaimed, trying to explain to … Read more