Chaos erupted downtown last night as mobs of looters descended upon a local Foot Locker location, carrying off armloads of merchandise through the smashed storefront while completely ignoring the Foot Locker referee blowing his whistle and waving his arms. “Hey! Hey! Stop it! Foul! Foul!” the employee shouted at the looters. “Violation! — whistle blowing — You … Read more
Judge Arthur Engeron has ruled President Donald Trump guilty of grossly exaggerating how great his acting was in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. “I find the defendant’s description of his performance as ‘Oscar-worthy’ an egregious deception,” said Judge Engeron in his ruling. “I went back and watched it again, and Trump just really oversold … Read more
With his note to the real-life Jets falling on deaf ears, Colin Kaepernick decided today to use his likeness to make himself the Jets quarterback in Madden 24. “You’ll see! You’ll all see!” shouted Mr. Kaepernick as he turned his character’s arm strength up to 99. “Look how good I am! Ha! They’ll all be sorry!” … Read more
According to sources, the city of Philadelphia is being plagued by looters stealing from liquor stores, electronics stores, and shoe stores. Reports indicate the looters are noble impoverished people just trying to find bread to feed their children. “I’m just out here trying to feed my kids!” said 17-year-old Dontel Mayes to reporters while beating … Read more
Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of September 28, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. Co. Judy Note, the countdown begins, global financial crisis, all accounts in local, commercial and international banks have been closed, while those same banks were restricting withdrawals of the US Fiat dollar, … Read more
JUDY BYINGTON BIG UPDATE: Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of September 28, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. Co. Judy Note, the countdown begins, global financial crisis, all accounts in local, commercial and international banks have been closed, while those same banks were restricting withdrawals of … Read more