Future Headline Friday: New York Bans Traditional Cooking In All New Construction

In a world brimming with bewildering headlines, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… thinking about where this trajectory leads. So, here is our latest edition of “Future Headline Friday”. This is our satirical take of where this world is going if we stay on this current path. While it may be … Read more

REPORT: Biden Flip-Flops On McCarthy As Debt Ceiling Fight Leans In GOP’s Favor

In his first interview since announcing his reelection bid, President Brain-Dead Biden offered a change of tune over his relationship with House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA). The president declined to criticize McCarthy’s leadership ahead of a high-stakes meeting over the debt ceiling next week, instead calling McCarthy “an honest man.” Biden attempted to relieve McCarthy … Read more

Epic: Megyn Kelly Gives Fox News Hilarious New Nickname

Ex-Fox News star Megyn Kelly humiliated her former network over the abrupt firing of star Tucker Carlson and the ratings crash that came after it. Kelly has been hammering Fox for the shocking ratings decline the network has seen since removing Carlson. Fox News Channel’s primetime viewership in its first week without Carlson took a … Read more

Bud Light CEO Charges ‘Misinformation,’ Tries To Claim There Never Was A Transgender Campaign

By Bryan Chai, Is “misinformation” to blame for the dire straits that Bud Light and parent company Anheuser-Busch currently find themselves in? Anheuser-Busch CEO Michel Doukeris certainly seemed to think so when addressing investors during an earnings call on Thursday. As Fox Business noted, while that earnings call covered the usual array of topics you’d … Read more

Trump Has A New Strategy Out Of The Democrats Play Book…

The Trump campaign is adapting to strategies employed by Democrats by building ballot-harvesting operations in battleground states. Ballot harvesting is when someone besides a voter — such as a caregiver, legal guardian or someone else designated by law — returns a ballot for that voter. “We recently alerted you that a Soros-linked Super PAC has … Read more

COVID Vaccines Linked To Untreatable Eyeball Clots, Reveals Massive Study

A major scientific journal has published research linking COVID vaccinations to retinal vascular occlusion, with vaccinated individuals at “significantly” greater risk of developing blood clots than unvaccinated individuals. The paper published in Natur e harvested data on some 95,156,967 people. Of those, 7.3 million met the criteria for inclusion in the study. Controlling for confounding … Read more

Biden To Deploy Troops To Border, Internal Memo Suggests

During the Democratic primaries and then into the 2020 presidential election season, President Brain-Dead Biden practically invited caravans of people willing to cross the border into the United States. Proper documentation was not required. At 11:59 p.m. on May 11, the US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agencies will lose an important tool to help … Read more

‘Human Flesh, It Cannot Survive’: Russian Infantry ‘No Match For Western Weapons,’ British Analyst Says

British Army Colonel Hamish Stephen de Bretton-Gordon is a military analyst who formerly commanded NATO and U.K. chemical, biological, radiological, and nuclear reaction troops. He is a regular commentator for Britain’s The Telegraph and elsewhere on Russia’s 14-month-old full-scale invasion of Ukraine. He spoke recently with RFE/RL’s Georgian Service about whether Russian President Vladimir Putin’s … Read more

Epstein’s Latest Victim: The Public’s Right To Know

Amid the oppressive, choking miasma of lies incessantly and unaccountably belched by this sock-puppet administration, which is amplified, massaged, and muted as necessary by its lapdog media, dissent is essential and must be heralded. Therefore, one should recognize and laud the Wall Street Journal for its revelatory report , “Epstein’s Private Calendar Reveals Prominent Names, … Read more

Arizona Hiker Lauren Heike Stabbed 15 Times, Likely With Pocketknife: Court Docs

Authorities have released details surrounding the vicious murder of a 29-year-old lone hiker in Phoenix, Arizona who was found dead on a community trail last weekend. According to the Phoenix Police Department, Lauren Heike was found with 15 stab wounds and injuries on her hands and forearms after being brutally attacked by 22-year-old Zion William … Read more