The movie Mad Max and its sequels are set in a dystopian world where lawlessness and sadistic violence rule. If this video represented a rare one op that would be one thing. But there are so many videos and stories daily that reveal the underbelly of our dying Republic now that ignoring how severe the … Read more
On Thursday, we wrote about Illegitimate President Biden being caught with a cheat sheet providing the full text of a question he would be asked by a reporter at a White House press conference. Just hours after we posted that article, Biden demonstrated why his staffers go to great lengths to limit situations where the … Read more
Studio executives at Disney have been left dumbfounded by the enormous success of Universal’s The Super Mario Bros. Movie, which has inexplicably made over $1 billion dollars worldwide despite not featuring any trans goombas anywhere in the film. “It just doesn’t make any sense!” complained one Disney bigwig. “They’re raking in over a billion, and … Read more
Montana trans lawmaker Zooey Zephyr, formerly known as Zachary Raasch, feels strongly that he has nailed his audition as Bud Light’s next spokesperson after leading loud demonstrations in the Montana State Capitol last week. “I will not leave this building until every tiny child has the right to take hormones and get body parts chopped … Read more
A few feet inside the unassuming front door at Science Corp. in Alameda, California, lies a brightly lit room with large, transparent windows. On a late November afternoon, three gowned surgeons carefully circle a New Zealand white rabbit laid out on an ocean-blue cloth. About a month prior, the rabbit — named Leela, after Futurama’s … Read more
This country has seen growing concerns about children, the material children are exposed to, and the quality of adults being allowed to teach or influence young minds. Between drag queen story time hours, Critical Racist Theory, and s*e xu all y explicit literature popping up in schools, there is plenty of concern to go around. … Read more
Page Six reports that, in the short term, Lawrence Jones will be replacing Tucker Carlson in the Fox News Channel’s lineup. A big news item last week was Fox’s decision to part ways with Carlson, the extremely popular host of Tucker Carlson Tonight. Background Fox released a statement announcing Carlson’s departure last Monday, saying: FOX … Read more
s President Brain-Dead Biden continues to spin a narrative of American economic prosperity, poll numbers and voter sentiment increasingly suggest that few are actually being swayed by what some might characterize as an abusive form of administration gaslighting. With economic worries playing a significant role in Biden’s low approval numbers, the White House might do … Read more
After two weeks sailing upon the flood waters in the ark, Noah began to think that bringing the woodpeckers along may have been a bad idea. “Another hole?? Dang woodpeckers,” growled Noah, patching a puncture in the ark’s hull. “I’ll feed you to the owls, you hear me?? Don’t think I won’t do it!” The … Read more
Local man Steve Rollins juked and spun his way past church greeters during a visit to First Baptist Church today, stunning church staff with his world-class elusiveness. “Whoa! My vision is a little fuzzy – is that Saquon Barkley coming into church??” asked deacon Marcus Finn. “Man, that dude’s got moves!” According to Mr. Rollins, … Read more