Pentagon Announces They Found Another $40 Billion That Fell Between Couch Cushions

Following the embarrassing accounting blunder that resulted in an additional $6.2 billion being sent to Ukraine, Department of Defense officials announced another $40 billion had been discovered underneath some couch cushions at the Pentagon. “We’re sorry to have to keep making these announcements,” said Pentagon Spokesman John Kirby. “We don’t even know how this money … Read more