Real Or Fake? Alleged Leaked Audio Of Brain-Dead Biden To Hunter Tells Him To Call The Obamas

Real Or Fake? Alleged Leaked Audio Of Brain-Dead Biden To Hunter Tells Him To Call The Obamas I don’t know if this is real or fake, which is why I wouldn’t post the audio clip here. I just want to find out if this supposed leaked audio of Brain-Dead Biden calling Hunter about the classified … Read more

Looney Tunes New Jersey Schools Blame Trump for New Mask Mandates

The Passaic School District in New Jersey added revisionist history to classroom curriculums when students returned to class after winter recess in early January, with liberal educators scapegoating Donald Trump as the reason kids were once again forced to wear bacteria-ridden facemasks eight to ten hours a day. Children questioning the necessity for renewed mandates … Read more

BREAKING! Lynette ‘Diamond’ Hardaway’s, Death Certificate Revealed!

Lynette Hardaway, known to her fans as “Diamond” of the conservative political commentary duo Diamond and Silk, passed away earlier this month from a heart condition. The death certificate, obtained by The Associated Press, revealed that Hardaway died on January 8th from heart disease due to chronic high blood pressure. Hardaway’s death came as a … Read more

WTF? Scientists Warn Eggs Are Causing Thousands Of People To ‘Suddenly’ Form Blood Clots! LOL!

Scientists are now warning the public that consuming eggs could cause blood clots, strokes and heart attacks. According to a new study, a nutrient found in eggs increases the risk of blood clotting. Express.co.uk reports: The study conducted by Cleveland Clinic, suggested that choline could make the blood more prone to clotting. Choline is sometimes … Read more

USSA NEWS EXCLUSIVE: Who Did Dead Pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein Work For?

A new investigation has revealed a complex web of connections between Dead Pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein, the Rothschild family, and several high-profile political figures. Epstein’s sex trafficking operation was centered around Teterboro airport in New Jersey, which was owned and operated by Ken Forester de Rothschild, the brother of Lynn Forester de Rothschild. Million Air, the … Read more

George Santos Signs Lucrative Endorsement Deal With Whoppers

Jewish drag queen and 9/11 survivor Congressman George Santos is celebrating this week, having landed a lucrative endorsement deal with Whoppers Original Malted Milk Balls. “I haven’t been this excited since I escaped the FBI after being abducted by aliens and forced to dance in drag at Atlantis for the delight of a lost race … Read more

‘Just An Idea’ Burns Down Atlanta

The city of Atlanta is entering its second week of violent, fiery riots that have been organized and executed by just an idea. The riots were triggered days ago when activist Manuel Esteban Paez Terán was innocently murdered by thug cops after simply trying to kill them with his deadly idea-gun. “A simple, unorganized belief … Read more

After Priest Exorcises All Demons From Her Home, Pelosi Becomes A Republican

According to sources, Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi recently recruited several Catholic priests to exorcise her home of evil spirits, and as a result, has joined the Republican party. “How could I have been so blind to the blessed truths of the Republican party?” said Pelosi to reporters with a new light in her eyes. … Read more

Environmentally Conscious Cowboys Take Herd Of Crickets Out To Pasture

According to sources, a local ranch has decided to go green, exchanging their massive herd of beef cows for a herd of more environmentally friendly and delicious crickets. Several witnesses were on the scene as they took their crickets out to graze in a nearby field. “Yep, we reckoned it was time to do our … Read more

Unemployment Among Talking Candies Hits Record High Under Biden Administration

The Biden administration is facing pressure from labor activists following a report by the Labor Department that record-high unemployment has hit the talking candies sector. Many are saying this is due to Mars, Inc. firing their M&M’s spokescandies and hiring Maya Rudolph instead. President Biden said in a statement, “The facts are clear, folks. Talking … Read more