Maybelline faces boycott over partnership with Dylan Mulvaney

Maybelline is facing calls for a boycott after a sponsorship with the transgender social-media influencer Dylan Mulvaney, who posted a short video last month of herself applying the brand’s cosmetics and “getting glam.” The pushback comes as another major brand, Anheuser-Busch’s Bud Light, is grappling with a boycott of its beer due to a similar partnership with … Read more

Bud Light Boycott Slashes Sales By ‘Staggering’ 17%

According to market reports, sales of Bud Light beer have dropped 17 percent since it tried to raise sales by advertising with Dylan Mulvaney, a man who claims to be a woman. The sales drop means that Anheuser-Busch, the Belgium-based brewer, is selling five bottles of beer for every six bottles it sold before it … Read more

Kamala Harris Announces Campaign To Definitely Become President At Some Point In Next 4 To 5 Years

Minutes after Biden’s administration announced that the mostly dead President would be running again in 2024, Vice President Harris also announced her campaign to definitely become President at some point over the next 4 to 5 years. “I couldn’t be happier to hear of Joe’s announcement today, which came as such a surprise to me. … Read more

Creepy Old Man Says He Thinks Of Your Kids As His Own

Authorities have been dispatched to the White House lawn after reports of a creepy old man shouting to people that he thinks of everyone’s kids as his own. “There’s no such thing as someone else’s child!” shouted the demented geriatric. “They’re all mine! Not a joke! Give them to me!” He then reached out and … Read more