Biden Boasts How Well He Has Handled Ukrainian Economy

Facing mounting criticism over inflation and families struggling to make ends meet, President Joe Biden publicly boasted about how well his administration has handled the Ukrainian economy. “It’s never been stronger,” Biden said in a brief statement to members of the media before leaving for his July 4th vacation on June 28th. “Let’s be clear … Read more

In Show Of Solidarity With Ukraine, Biden Cancels 2024 U.S. Elections

As a sign of ongoing commitment and support for Ukraine in its war against Russia, American President Joe Biden has announced he is officially canceling the 2024 elections. “If it’s the right move for Zelensky, it’s the right move for us,” Biden said when the announcement was made. “With the current state of hostilities between … Read more

Newsom One-Ups NYC By Requiring Pizza Be Baked Using Sun And Magnifying Glass

It was announced this week that New York City would be cracking down on emissions from coal and wood-burning pizza ovens. Not to be outdone, California Governor Gavin Newsom has taken restrictions even further in the Golden State by requiring all pizzas to only be baked using the sun and a magnifying glass. “Take that, … Read more

Hunter Drops Off Another Truckload Of Personal, Incriminating Family Secrets At Local Goodwill

According to sources, President Biden’s son Hunter was seen over the weekend dropping off another truckload of salacious family secrets and criminal evidence at the local Goodwill donation center, as is his custom. “I’m just trying to clean house and make some more room for my Xbox games,” said Hunter to one witness while holding … Read more

7 Simple Ways To Get Away With A Massive Foreign Bribery Scheme

As we all know firsthand, maintaining an international bribery operation is hard work. Keeping the money flowing in without getting busted by the authorities can be tricky. Fortunately, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of helpful tips to get away with your foreign bribery scheme scott-free. Use your kindergarten-level painting skills and sell … Read more

Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of June 29, 2023

Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of June 29, 2023: Judy note, Friday 30th of June was the deadline for the Deep State’s Federal Reserve to pay back quadrillion zillion or hand over all their assets. The next day on Saturday, first of July, international financial markets will transform into a new digital asset … Read more

JUDY BYINGTON BIG UPDATE: Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of June 29, 2023

JUDY BYINGTON BIG UPDATE: Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of June 29, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. C o. Judy note, Friday 30th of June was the deadline for the Deep State’s Federal Reserve to pay back quadrillion zillion or hand over all their assets. … Read more