WWE Sends Condolences Following News Of Jerry Springer Passing Away

Following Thursday’s sad news that television icon Jerry Springer has passed away at the age of 79, WWE sent its condolences and best wishes to family and friends. Springer was a part of WWE for many segments, most notably when he lent his talents to WWE in 2015 as the host of the WWE Network series … Read more

BOMBSHELL: Big Pharma Caught Red-Handed

Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer was secretly funding pressure groups that pushed governments to introduce draconian vaccine mandates and passports, according to a bombshell new report. The report, from investigative journalist Lee Fang, reveals that Pfizer silently funded several groups advocating for vaccine mandates and passports. Pfizer’s COVID-19 shot is one of the most widely used vaccines … Read more

White House National Security Advisor: It’s De-Risking, Not De-Coupling

Last week U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen in a speech said the United States wasn’t seeking a “winner take all” competition with Communist China. This week, another high-ranking Biden administration official backed that sentiment up. “Our objective is not autarky,” said national Security Advisor Jake Sullivan, busting out the thesaurus in his own speech Thursday … Read more

McCarthy Takes A Victory Lap Around Dems, Just One Problem

As House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy declared Wednesday that Americans should thank every Republican for passing the debt limit bill, it was clear that the GOP was taking a victory lap. This is great news and the bill is packed full of saving for taxpayers, including a cut to Biden student bailouts. The only problem, … Read more

Whistleblower Who Was Planning To Reveal ‘Explosive’ Information On Biden Family Corruption Has Disappeared

Dr. Gal Luft, the co-director of the Washington-based Institute for the Analysis of Global Security, was preparing to reveal explosive information about a Biden family international corruption scandal. Now he has suddenly gone missing under mysterious circumstances after a Larnaca court had released him on bail, Cypriot website Philenews reported on Wednesday. Luft was an … Read more

Liz Cheney Hanged at GITMO

Standing atop the gallows with a braided rope around her neck, Liz Cheney devoted her final breaths to excoriate President Donald J. Trump—who was not present—and his “minions,” accusing them of collectively subverting the Constitution to enforce a “private brand of justice.” Her eyes, open to narrow slits, like knife cuts, surveyed the officers who … Read more

Unemployed Guy’s Basement Selfie Video Crushes Fox News In Primetime Ratings

The historic leader in primetime cable ratings Fox News was dominated last night by an unemployed man filming a selfie video in his partially-finished basement. “This guy chatting for a few minutes in his underwear and a blazer just completely blew Fox News out of the water,” said Nielsen executive Roger Millican. “It was a … Read more

Nikki Haley Tells Emperor Palpatine South Carolina Is An Ideal Place To Build A Death Star

In a bid to draw large corporate interests to conduct business in South Carolina and bring tens of thousands of jobs to the state, former governor and U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley has informed Emperor Palpatine that South Carolina is the ideal location to build a new Death Star. “Making South Carolina the new seat of … Read more

10 Perfect Candidates To Replace Tucker Carlson

The world of political media is still reeling from the shocking news of Tucker Carlson being let go, but as with anything in the fast-paced business of cable news, the show must go on. Fox News has yet to reveal any plans regarding who or what may fill Carlson’s vacated nightly prime-time spot, but the … Read more

Restored Republic via a GCR: Update as of April 28, 2023

judy Note the next time you are forced to make a decision about which path to take, remember that Satan rules his world with fear, while God rules his universe with love. A thought the devil saw me with my head down and thought he’d won until I said Amen. It’s interesting that the AstraZeneca … Read more