Tom Brady announced today he has officially signed a three year contract with the Sunnyshade Retirement Home Shuffleboard Team. “My competitive fire is still burning strong,” said Brady, donning his team polo. “I look forward to joining my teammates, and working hard to bring a championship trophy to the retirement home where it belongs.” Competing … Read more
The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine’s borders, sources confirmed Saturday. “We sent a strong message to China,” said Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. “So long as the spy balloon stayed over America, we had peace. But the moment … Read more
Restored Republic via a GCR: Update as of February 5, 2023: I have been asked not to do updates over the weekend. The next update will come out Monday morning, 6 February. The Rothschild, Rockefeller slash BlackRock slash Fortune 500 companies, State Street, Vanguard slash Jesuit society cabal have been in control of the world … Read more
I have been asked not to do updates over the weekend. The next update will come out Monday morning, 6 February. The Rothschild, Rockefeller slash BlackRock slash Fortune 500 companies, State Street, Vanguard slash Jesuit society cabal have been in control of the world banking system since the beginning. Until this week’s implementation of the … Read more