Key Takeaways: Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro is calling for all death row inmates in the state to be spared from execution, including those who killed police officers and children. Shapiro has requested the state General Assembly to move to abolish capital punishment entirely, and has pledged not to sign any execution warrants during his term. … Read more
There was a tricky twist to the spy balloon controversy on Wednesday. It seems that we were watching the craft from the moment it was launched. It also turns out that China’s plausible deniability story is more “plausible” than anyone thought. Then, there are all those other ones. There’s more than a good chance that … Read more
It makes up most of the universe, yet hardly anything is known about the so-called Dark Energy that envelopes us. The unusual ‘something’ – one of the great mysteries of cosmology – is believed to be an unknown force that is pushing things apart more strongly than gravity and causing the universe’s expansion to accelerate. … Read more
In a stunning display of spiritual fortitude, Pastor Mark Thompson of the First Baptist Church preached 13 minutes past his allotted time during Sunday’s service, declaring that “this has gotta be the start of a revival!” According to Thompson, he looked down at the clock and noticed his passionate sermon had already run a little … Read more
Following the February 3rd train derailment and subsequent chemical release and controlled burn in the area, it was announced that the entire city of East Palestine, Ohio has been purchased by billionaire tech mogul/philanthropist/civilization-reshaper Bill Gates for the low price of just 50 dollars. “I just couldn’t pass up such a great deal, after this … Read more
President Biden paid a visit to Ukraine to reaffirm America’s unwavering commitment to the country’s democracy, sovereignty, and military-industrial complex while also picking up a few things Hunter asked about, including his paycheck. The Babylon Bee has acquired a recording of the exchange between Biden and his adolescent son, Hunter, just before the trip: HUNTER: … Read more
According to sources, Vice President Kamala Harris became distraught this weekend after discovering that the president admitted to hospice was only Jimmy Carter. Harris, who has been waiting patiently for Joe Biden to die, fought back tears of disappointment when she discovered the current sitting president was alive and well, albeit in Ukraine. Harris reportedly … Read more
On Wednesday 1 February, the cabal Us incorporated fee at Us dollar officially transitioned to the new gold assetbacked Us. Note the transition from Us incorporated to the Restored Republic of America started at 11:00 a.m twos morning, 14 February and completed at midnight. Thursday, 16 February on Friday, 17 February, the Brunson case went … Read more