DIED SUDDENLY: UNLV Football Player Ryan Keeler Passes Away At 20!

Key Points: Ryan Keeler, a defensive lineman for the University of Nevada, Las Vegas (UNLV), has died at the age of 20 The cause of death is not yet known Keeler transferred to UNLV from Rutgers and played in two games, accumulating 8 tackles and 1 sack The UNLV community is grieving the loss of … Read more

Biden Tells Residents Of East Palestine To Give Up Drinking Water For Lent

After a surprise visit to Ukraine and a photo op with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy, some are pressing Biden on the environmental crisis in East Palestine. He finally broke his silence on the issue to reporters by suggesting those affected just give up drinking water for Lent. “Listen, folks, Lent is here. Perfect timing! Not a … Read more

Don Lemon Forced To Do Sensitivity Training Until He Can Learn To Quit Referring To His Coworkers As ‘Dusty Old Broads’

According to CNN’s Department of Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion, news anchor and prolific storyteller Don Lemon has been required to participate in sensitivity training until he can learn to quit referring to his coworkers as “Dusty Old Broads.” Drama surrounding Mr. Lemon began when he referred to 2024 presidential contender Nikki Haley as “not in … Read more

41,000 Hours Of January 6 Tapes Reveal AOC Died 13,941 Times

After House Speaker Kevin McCarthy released uncut footage from the January 6 riot to Fox News host Tucker Carlson, sources are reporting the biggest bombshell from the tapes is the revelation that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez died 13,491 times during the riot. “In AOC’s next death, the footage shows the insurrectionists going stall-to-stall in the bathrooms … Read more

JUDY BYINGTON BIG UPDATE Restored Republic via a GCR: Update as of February 22, 2023

Restored Republic via a GCR: Update as of February 22, 2023: JFK Jr To come out on Wednesday, 1 March market crash expected at any time across the globe central banks were failing and experiencing bank runs. A Marx member reported that in Nigeria people couldn’t collect cash from their account, neither by ATM nor … Read more

Restored Republic via a GCR: Update as of February 22, 2023

JFK Jr To come out on Wednesday, 1 March market crash expected at any time across the globe central banks were failing and experiencing bank runs. A Marx member reported that in Nigeria people couldn’t collect cash from their account, neither by ATM nor on account or inside the bank. There was a shortage of … Read more