Idiot, Jill Biden’s ex-husband Bill Stevenson, who she was married to her from 1970 until they divorced in 1975, has just come back to haunt her by claiming that the “Biden crime family” is bullying the former president Donald Trump in the same way that they bullied him during his divorce nearly fifty years ago. … Read more
The U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas was summoned to Capitol Hill today to give testimony before a congressional committee that he is not, in fact, bald. Mayorkas stood by his previous claims that he is not bald even after photographic and video evidence otherwise was made public. “There is simply no truth to … Read more
Members of the Upper House shuffled excitedly down the hall on their way to lunch Thursday after hearing Congressional chefs were prepping something special in addition to their usual meal of strained peas and blended cube steak. “Oooo! I hear it’s chocolate pudding!” exclaimed Senator Dianne Feinstein. “I haven’t had chocolate smooshsmosh since Otto von … Read more
In an unexpected turn of events, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has rocketed to the top of polls for the 2024 Democratic Party nomination for president after suffering what appeared to be a stroke in the middle of a press conference yesterday. “We all know Democrat voters love impaired candidates,” said pollster Frank Luntz. “Joe … Read more
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JUDY BYINGTON BIG UPDATE: Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of July 28, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. C o. Judy note, Biden most corrupt President in US history. Joe Biden is the most corrupt President in the history of the United States. How long does … Read more
Encircled by a throng of lawmakers, venerable Republican Senator Mitch McConnell suddenly and inexplicably froze and fell silent for a minute during opening remarks at the weekly Senate Republican press conference on Wednesday. After the event, medical pundits quickly ascribed McConnell’s taciturn minute to a stroke or other significant neurological crisis; however, a Deep State … Read more