Former President Donald Trump made headlines in November by announcing that he will make another White House run. While Trump is still the only Republican officially in the race, a new report says that’s about to change. “Special announcement” scheduled for February 15 The paper noted that Haley has advertised a “special announcement” that is … Read more
A recent alteration to the popular “Producer’s Pride” chicken feed sold by Tractor Supply has caused chickens to stop laying eggs, according to multiple farmer sources. The reduction in egg production has been reported to be much greater than the normal decrease seen during the winter months, with some farmers reporting that their hens are … Read more
Hospice nurse of more than 20 years, Danielle Baker, now needs in-home care herself after suffering injuries immediately following both doses of the Pfizer jab. She was coerced by her former employer to get the shots in-order to keep her benefits and is now on disability and cannot work. Further, after submitting her diagnosis of … Read more
Locals and Groundhog Day enthusiasts alike were caught off-guard today, as the eponymous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, emerged from his burrow and declared to the crowd gathered at Gobbler’s Knob that there was a cache of documents marked “Classified” in his underground home. “I know you’re all here waiting to find out if I saw my … Read more
The 2023 National Prayer Breakfast came to an abrupt and premature end today due to severe lightning that kept striking the building where the politicians were gathered. “Well anyway, you know, we’re here to pray to, you know… the thing!” said a barely audible Biden as deafening thunder shook the room. “Let’s all remember that … Read more
Sources inside Twitter headquarters have confirmed Elon Musk and his team of brilliant engineers have been working tirelessly to get Twitter back to its normal state of allowing Twitter user Catturd to go viral. Those close to Twitter’s new CEO say he is now in the building’s basement flipping random switches in hopes that something … Read more
After being removed from the Foreign Affairs Committee over anti-semitic remarks, Representative Ilhan Omar laid the blame on a secret cabal of Jews working against her. “They say I’m being removed for antisemitism, which is the exact sort of excuse you’d expect from a power-hungry Jewish cabal,” cried Ms. Omar. “This is all the Jews’ … Read more
Former President Trump has kicked off his 2024 campaign by attacking fellow Republican Ron DeSantis, blaming the Florida governor for not firing Dr. Fauci and for pushing a poorly-tested vaccine on the entire nation. “Can you believe Ron DeSantis picked that joker Anthony Fauci to lead the pandemic response? What an idiot!” said President Trump. … Read more
Restored Republic via GCR: Update as of February 3, 2023: The Supreme Court has accepted a petition to review the Brunson case that says Congress failed to investigate allegations of election fraud and has agreed to another conference on February 17. Lloyd Brunson speaks about case Supreme Court number 22 to 380 February 17, 2023 … Read more
The Supreme Court has accepted a petition to review the Brunson case that says Congress failed to investigate allegations of election fraud and has agreed to another conference on February 17. Lloyd Brunson speaks about case Supreme Court number 22 to 380 February 17, 2023 conference date. It’s easy to fill out an electronic letter … Read more