A third ecumenical council of bros convened this week to discuss apparent difficulties in the canon of Universal’s Fast & Furious movie series. Bro leadership met for several days in the Echo Park neighborhood that previously served as the home to series protagonist Dominic Toretto. Bros in attendance reportedly sought to clarify the canon in … Read more
The nation was rocked to its core this week after a substance later determined to be cocaine was found in the West Wing of the White House. The always-trustworthy and not-in-any-way-corrupt D.C. Police Department immediately launched a very thorough 15-minute investigation to learn the identity of the culprit. While it’s unlikely we’ll ever know who could have … Read more
Emperor Palpatine was said to be very pleased with the latest ballistics report on stormtrooper marksmanship, as the Imperial Army’s collective accuracy percentage improved dramatically after adding pistol braces to all blasters. “Good. Gooooooooood,” the Emperor was heard saying when he was given the news. “The pitiful rebellion stands no chance now that we have … Read more
Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of July 8, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. C o. Judy note, Thursday, sixth of July, yes, the CIA killed President John F. Kennedy. Your government is a lie. Jfk was killed by the CIA with help from the Pentagon … Read more
JUDY BYINGTON BIG UPDATE: Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of July 8, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. C o. Judy note, Thursday, sixth of July, yes, the CIA killed President John F. Kennedy. Your government is a lie. Jfk was killed by the CIA with … Read more