The infamous unsolved murder of rapper Tupac Shakur on the streets of Las Vegas, once thought to be a hit by the Southside Crips, is now believed to be the work of none other than former President Donald J. Trump, who authorities believe acted alone. Trump has been indicted for the murder. A charge of … Read more
A monumental archaeological expedition has uncovered the location of the Buc-ee’s where the people of Israel stopped for refreshments while wandering in the desert after being freed from slavery in Egypt. “This was a place where God mercifully answered the cries of the Israelites,” said Dr. Rupert McGruber, the lead archaeologist working at the site. … Read more
The nations of Earth have descended into a mass panic this week after Mad Money host Jim Cramer announced that giant mutant bugs will definitely not attack the Earth next Tuesday at 2:17 pm. “I’m absolutely, 100% sure about this,” proclaimed Cramer confidently as his TV crew fled the studio in terror. “There is absolutely … Read more
With news of a third indictment soon to be handed down by the Department of Justice, insiders at Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential campaign are hopeful it will be enough to clinch the Republican nomination. “Each one brings us a little bit closer to victory,” said Senior Campaign Advisor Chris LaCivita. “With this third indictment, we … Read more
Following a number of nationwide Amber Alerts issued regarding abducted children, journalists have rallied in calling Amber Alerts a QAnon-adjacent conspiracy aimed at misleading the public about harmless, family-friendly child-abducting Americans. “Amber Alerts offer inaccurate portrayals of human traffickers innocently targeting young children for sex and monetary gains,” said Bloomberg’s Noah Berlatsky while taking a … Read more
A local conservative man was frustrated today after waking up and scrolling through his social media accounts and finding out he is now required to come out in defense of Jason Aldean’s music. “Not really what I signed up for,” said staunch conservative voter Mike Hester. “I’m all for standing up for traditional American values … Read more
Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of July 20, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. C o. Judy note, everything appeared to be in place for NeiserA. Gsd and a global financial system activation of gold asset backed world currencies. It was rumored that on Tuesday 18th … Read more
JUDY BYINGTON BIG UPDATE: Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of July 20, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. C o. Judy note, everything appeared to be in place for NeiserA. Gsd and a global financial system activation of gold asset backed world currencies. It was rumored … Read more