According to sources, local man and news connoisseur Dave Rorsh has begun keeping track of the daily news by just looking up 2-year-old posts on obscure conspiracy theory blogs. “When I did some research, I realized all the conspiracy theorists were exactly two years ahead of the media in reporting the facts,” said Rorch while … Read more
In a stunning development, the White House has announced that all claims that had previously been dismissed as “conspiracy theories” are, in fact, true, with the one exception of the claim that Joe Biden stole the 2020 Presidential Election. “We can now admit all of them are real, except for that one,” said White House … Read more
Restored Republic via a GCR: Update as of February 28, 2023: On December 24, 2016, the US. Military seized the Vatican gold and killed 13 families of the Italian Casarean Jesuits, knights of Malta leaders. That was the first major step in taking down the Cabal by way of the people taking back the world … Read more
On December 24, 2016, the US. Military seized the Vatican gold and killed 13 families of the Italian Casarean Jesuits, knights of Malta leaders. That was the first major step in taking down the Cabal by way of the people taking back the world monetary system. The second major step took place in January 2021, … Read more
42-year-old former high school swimming sensation Jamaie Cail, who won a gold medal at the 1997 Pan Pacific Championships, was pronounced dead soon after being found by her boyfriend on the floor of their residence in the U.S. Virgin Islands just after midnight last Tuesday. Police are investigating her death. Female Found Unresponsive by Boyfriend … Read more
Poland’s Fact media accidentally published video of Zelensky with his body double. Polish media accidently recorded #Zelensky's double when they covered #Biden's visit to #Kyiv#Awkward pic.twitter.com/F2ufQk76z0 — Arthur Morgan (@ArthurM40330824) February 25, 2023 The body double looks exactly like Zelensky in the video except that his pockets are not weighted down with billions of US … Read more
Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador lit social media on fire on Saturday by sharing a photo that he claimed to be of a mystical elf sitting in a tree. Obrador also shared a photo of sculptures from a Yucatec-Maya archeological site that he claimed to be of this type of elf. “I share two … Read more
With the aim of defeating Democrats in the 2024 elections, Republicans are taking a new approach and embracing early voting. The Republican National Committee recently tweeted that the GOP will “beat the Democrats at their own early voting game in 2024.” This comes after the party’s poor performance in the midterm elections and a reassessment … Read more
The conflict in Ukraine has reached such a dangerous phase. For several months, the front lines in Ukraine were relatively stable, and that was a good thing because it meant that both sides were less likely to make really desperate moves. But now Russian forces are making a major breakthrough. The Ukrainians had poured countless … Read more
If there is one thing Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL) and his team have shown mastery of, it’s calling out corporate media, and his former spokesperson Christina Pushaw artfully did so again when she slammed “journactivists” holding a pity party for “brutal MS-13 gang members.” With the completion of the Center for the Confinement of Terrorism, … Read more